A paradigm shift in video game design: the Infinite Slider is born.
In development since the 1980s, cult pixel duo tea&cheese are finally able to bring their unique-genre-busting-vision to the small screen: 8-BIT WATERSLIDE “The worlds best selling video game by tea&cheese”
You play as screaming coward TIPLER as he hurtles along a pixel death slide; set him on fire, kick him in the nuts, shove fruit up his butt and shower him in acid! It's pure, wholesome fun for the whole family!
If you hurt TIPLER enough you’ll get to ride the SUPER MEGA HYPER BOOST PIPE!
Still not convinced you need this game?
Double. Fart. Jumps.
Yep, this is highbrow art. The Shakespeare of video games.
Featuring absolutely NO In-App Purchases (iOS), just pay once and play forever… and ever… and ever...
Based off the viral hit ‘8-BIT Waterslide in REAL LIFE!’
comedy duo tea&cheese (Liam Tate and Jamie Stanton), 8-BIT WATERSLIDE
is their debut game made
in collaboration with the bearded indie-game behemoth, Nicoll Hunt (ifightbears.com
) creator of FIST OF AWESOME.NOTE: Dear awesome person thinking about pimping this, please could you refer to the game in capitals 8-BIT WATERSLIDE and when referencing tea&cheese treat it as one word, lowercase with an ampersand. Cheers :D